5th June 2012 "ICE
CREAM MURDERER"
It's hot in Fort Collins.
I mean record hot! Like multiple 100+ degree days in a row hot. I once read that the sale of ice cream is
directly related to the number of murders.
One might concluded the sugary dairy products insight murder. But more to the truth, ice cream is sold most
often at the same time people murder each other most often - when it's
hot. Hot like it is now.
I saw this insanity today while sitting at a stop light. I pull up on the scene where a truck stopped
a little late into a cross walk, blocking the way. Two ladies were crossing on said cross walk
& still a good 20+ feet away from the truck. For some reason the trucks placement seemed to be a personal affront to the ladies & they got
all kinds of irate at the truck driver.
You would have thought the truck driver ran over a child or
something!
To me the ladies had a seriously
illogical reaction, at least for the reaction to be so severe. There can really be only 1 explanation - the
two ladies just walked away from an ice cream shop.
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